From time to time I will visit the speaker.gov website just to see what that shell of a person is up to. Yesterday she released a statement on the passing of the “George Floyd Justice in Policing Act” in the house. I haven’t looked specifically at the legislation but I am sure it is filled with federal overreach, as always. I thought that policing was left up to the states.

Anyway, I read through the statement looking for Pelosi-isms and found this despicable turd:

I said on the Floor that I think of George Floyd all the time, even when I’m not thinking in terms of this injustice.  Even when I’m washing my hands – and they say wash your hands for 20 seconds in terms of COVID so that your hands are thoroughly washed.  And I think I can’t do that for 20 seconds. It’s taking too much time.  Eight minutes and 46 seconds of intentional knee to the neck, a public lynching, an assassination before our very eyes.

Yes, your life is hard. Thinking that you can’t wash your hands for 20 seconds must be overwhelming. There is nothing that this lady will not use if she thinks it will get her just one ounce of leverage.

So I have decided to think of Speaker Pelosi a lot too. Every time I drop a deuce.