I somehow missed the “Equal Pay Day” on Wednesday. I admit I was busy making improvements to my leprechaun trap designs, and mapping the exact locations of rainbows. Taking care of things that really matter, in other words.
Anyway, there is a pretty easy way to fix this issue that the uber left has accidentally created. Follow me on this.
What if most of the male white CEOs and members of corporate boards just came out and said they were transgender? And just like that, the pay gap is closed between women and men. Or between people, or whatever.
Can you imagine the arguments the left would have to make to keep the pay inequality issue alive after that? “Well, the issue is really a question of paying the vagina. That is what makes the issue real.”
But what about men who say they are women? “Well, that is just different, because, well, racism.”
Oh the fun it would be.
Pretty simple, effective, and no other imaginary things were hurt in the making of this solution. I haven’t found a way to monetize this yet, but I am working on it.