You can’t make this stuff up. You guess that this kind of crap is happening, but then you think, no, they wouldn’t do something that stupid. Well, get that thought out of your head. They are doing something that stupid.

Rep. Cuellar told Border Report on Sunday that more than 2,000 migrants had been released into South Texas without any court papers. The releases came as Border Patrol agents became overwhelmed by the massively growing numbers of migrant families and children crossing the border.

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The Washington Post reported Border Patrol officials are now handing out “blank forms” and asking the migrant families to report, on their own effort, to a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement office.

Of course they will turn themselves in. Why would we think they wouldn’t? Just because they decided to rush the border illegally and not go through our embassies in their own countries, doesn’t mean we can’t trust them, amirite?

So calm down, VP Harris has this under control. Joe asked her to get a hold on this thing and that is something she will definitely do.

Biden said that Harris would work with “the countries that need help in stemming the movement of so many folks, stemming the migration to our southern border,” and added that it was a “tough job.”

On Friday, Symone Sanders, Harris’s press secretary, redefined the request.

“The president asked the vice president to take on the diplomatic effort, with Mexico and countries in the northern triangle to address the root causes of migration,” she said. “There are many reasons that move these folks to make this dangerous journey.”

President Biden said that she was going to tackle this thing, and then her spokesperson says that the boss is actually wrong about that. She is just going to do the diplomatic thing.

It looks like musical chairs is the most recent game in the immigration crisis. I wonder who will get stuck without a seat. I’m guessing it won’t be Jill Biden, who managed to exit stage right when this thing started to blow up. She was originally going to lead a task force reuniting children with their families. We don’t hear much about her doings right now do we?